laughs for 10 minutes
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
Shhh! Don’t tell Daddy because He doesn’t approve but I am so doing this to every furbaby we adopt!
it happened my fucking dog is on daddy dom blogs it fucking happened
Is there an issue with me liking your dog’s accessories and the fact that I have a DD/lg blog?
"what i do in my bedroom is none of your business"
"but let me tell you about it even on fucking dog accessory posts"
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
oh my god, you tried
Please introduce the holy father God into your lives if you do this
what is this bullshit i bet you anything this is sum white people shit
this is filthy nasty disgusting low down dirty rotten disgraceful bullshit
when i made the joke about chocolate chip cookie emergencies, i did not foresee this abomination
i have put gummy worms on pizza and even i would not eat this
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”