December 2010
My twitter feed is basically a giant gossip blog
captain-sarah:
faporeon:
All “ooh gurl” this and “hey gurl” that they are such stupid bitches. Ugh, I hate those bitches so much. It’s a giant humiliation conga.
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Facebook status update is not Twitter.
Four traits I look for in a man:
thatsuckedroyalhippogriff:
darrenisthecoolestgirl:
-accioblaine:
Must be as swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength as the raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
HELLYES. < 3
NECESSARY!
that awkward moment after you finish reading a...
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Guess who's coming to my house tonight?
wedonthaveasong:
BRINGING THESE BACK FOR CHRISTMAS.
fuckyeahdarrencriss:
bethandbee:
I CANNOT.
Hundreds of letters to Santa are mysteriously... →
Watch
It’s not Christmas on Tumblr without this.
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Horrible
wwiao:
ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVE EVERYONE
youreapieceoftardis:
snoipahkat:
wwiao:
YOU GUYS I CAN’T TAKE THESE I’M CRYING
That awkward moment when you're sitting in class...
THE GLORIOUS MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE CUTTING WRAPPING...
missneela:
fourhundredfiftyone:
This was me this morning
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I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.
ohheyitsjudithann:
missneela:
-usagitsukino:
wootwootgeekpower:
...
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based...
enticeandindulge:
DUNDUN
firithariel:
mysterysongs:
go on and just…
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When a person asks you a simple question regarding...
sparklycock:
oh god, story of my life, seriously
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best of When Parents Text
sparklycock:
insearchofsolidgrounds:
oui-madame:
thepotionsmistress:
When Parents Text
The one about the pretzels made me cry.
“The kids are in the cheerios now.”
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